Paul Galazzo, Il Secolo XIX, 6/3/2011
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Sewed In Hair Wextensions Birmingham
Paul Galazzo, Il Secolo XIX, 6/3/2011
Repulsion Power Bond Energy
Carlo Petrini, La Republica 04/03/2011
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of Robert Lamm, Il Secolo XIX, 2/3/2011
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Giovanni Valentini
La Repubblica, 03/03/2011
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Fly With Expired Drivers License
Meanwhile, in the countryside, Lucilla, a 'merry peasant of seven feet and twenty blessed she was cooking dinner for himself and his servant, a potato soup. All 'suddenly turned and said in a melodious voice:
"Damn ... is over rosemary ..." he turned to the cellar and said
"Merilìn, wines here and coglimene just nu ..." Then he turned quiet again to the stove to put in 'the ferret water to boil. (.. But what kind of people you know? Oo ... See, even here it took the WWF uu) (See what I thought they were friends of yours -.- people who put the ferret in potato soup I do not know) Less than ten seconds later came a scream from the basement appeared a strange inhuman and unequal be eyed, holding a sprig of rosemary.
"Was this the thing you wanted, you shitty womannn?" vomited, brandishing the rosemary like a scimitar. She smiled (revealing his conflicted relationship with the farrier, dentist 's age: had eleven teeth in the mouth, including five decayed, rotten three, two and a crooked rebuilt, the miracle of' time) and then said, sweet as a kilo of sugar (chemically bleached, no cane, that what little sweetening):
"Grazzzie Marilìnn, You always kind eh? Varda that the nn give you pocket money to buy the makeup ... "** (yes, dear Lucilla was multilingual) And he would hear those words became a bunny. He fell to his knees and began to plead:
"Noooo my sweet angel, nooo ... my makeup. Greasepaint er nun me touch you that impales the Indian Blackbird" (note the change of language from a Roman Inglese, Yess uh, everything on language courses Deagostini) Lucilla turned the spoon stirring the soup (which was stuck a piece of celery and the ferret, which is still perky, trying to escape his fate) and began to shout:
"nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu merlettin nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu the nun that you can not use more than you do my lipstick! "Oibò thought Marilyn (Manson, for those who did not catch you ... Marilyn Manson adorooooooo !!!.) (oh jesus, the youth of today ...) ... . but he recovered quickly. And with renewed force holding the sprig of rosemary said:
"Your lipstick? I do not need your lipstick! I do my lipstick with (it is said with iglesia with, gnurant -.-") your blood! Haha! I kill you! " But while Marilyn approached Lucilla and tried to stab with rosemary, Lancelot brave (yes, well, I did not particularly committed with the names) it rained from the ceiling and stunned the poor wretches. Our rider, having cleverly avoided further dent Marilyn get up and staggered dramatically, asked the poor Lucilla where the base of his skill (and bitch ...) (persons for the horses so we call them "cranky" .. although asshole makes the best 'idea xD) the beast' had thrown. She slightly (I emphasize SLIGHTLY) confused (she had fallen on his head a man of 70kg full armor kit and the small grinder, then more than 150kg in the head .. oO ... great, I love you because you are able to understand the weight of a person in 's eye. ... ") was a revelation, fell to his knees and said
"A MIRAAAACOLO! San Gennaro six rained from the sky! No reels ... "she added looking better,
Equal cchiù na .... especially the knight or saint, but when pisi?" He said rubbing his back
"manneggia to you ... and I'm Marilyn .. peaks vulia sloth? straniri sti ... bah! O, "
continued, putting a hand over her mouth, embarrassed,
" Excuse my dialect very courteous in his regard, I was wondering why all the time trying to pair, however, knows ... we are in the 'gay town (please insert name) (Ah boh) ... "Lancelot looked around, then took off the 'helmet (which he had worn while flying to prevent it ruffled his flowing hair) and said
" My name is Sir Lancelot, at your service! "and bowed to her. Then he got up and tried to look over its huge breasts and continued
"I am very sorry to have brought so much turmoil in his home ... but the 'hour is late and I would like to rest. (L 'hour is late ... it was quarter to six. Tell that is an excuse for not working, lazy!) Can I ask if there is a nearby inn to rest so that the mie stanche membra? Domani al primo canto del gallo sarò qui per recarle ausilio, dolce e solitaria madamigella…” (Non aveva ancora notato Marilyn steso a faccia in giù sul pavimento) . Terminato il monologo si accorse che nella stanza era calato un silenzio di tomba: gli abitanti di quella casa, non abituati a parole del genere, avevano afferrato si e no due vocaboli. (Vedete, Lucilla si era fermata ai primi due numeri del corso DeAgostini "Impara l' italiano con Giovanni Muciaccia")
(A dirla tutta non erano abituati neanche tanto a parlare: di solito si comunicava a gesti o grugniti). Lanci si accorse di questo e tradusse istantaneamente il suo discorso:
“Scusate se v’ ho quasi demolished the house, eh. Mo so tired, you know where I can find a mica 'inn where he slept? Tomorrow t 'help to repair the ceiling and the floor. " Lucilla s' face lit up and said quickly:
"... No sir, you do not have to worry about ... than never allow a young man to go alone so .... Ch'avite as ditto? Ah ... Yes ... such a late hour .. I know your name is? "(I had said before but Lucilla was still counting the stars that revolved around the head). The young man knelt down (again ... * _ * have moved you've learned a word of 'English) and exclaimed
"Sir Lancelot, at your service." Still, stop. Let's take a 'look at what is happening in the brain of Lucilla. Our gallant knight, stoned by the blow, had not noticed that
a) The Valkyrie of the poor was the x-rays (for obvious reasons we can not say what he was thinking, you need to know that things were very, very dirty);
b) Marilyn was awakening, and had taken advantage of the moment to give herself to a lipstick ripassatina;
c) The Indian blackbird was communicating with gestures to the wretched to escape while it was on time;
d) The house mouse was rubbing a caciotta. (Ok there ' enter anything but a fourth option was there)
Yes ... our dear Lucilla, who was not really a holy woman, had already given a 'look at the tonnage of the rider and had decided that the taste ... End Freeze, can share the story. Lucilla settled quickly by the hair and said,
"Lancelot, yes, you're right .. I have here tonight, like it or not, tomorrow morning I call the parquet Umberto as I have partially destroyed the ceiling and the floor." ( We have realized -.-) Meanwhile, Marilyn had recovered and was set up. Lancelot had not opened his mouth, struck by the strange demonic figure in shorts burgundy breeches and red lipstick sin (sin red lipstick? Oo what a color is?) (oh well, better make red slut?) (But because you are volgave! O_O) (uu uu I did not want to say) that attach in a threatening from behind the woman. Lancelot stared insistently at least 10 min when the demonic figure, feeling uncomfortable, and took the stunned Lucilla's room .. Lancelot, when he awoke, sat comfortable on the bed trying to sleep and almost succeeded but when his eyes began to close he came at last to do with satanic Lucilla (Yes.. Like Marilyn, I know that Satanism attacks, type 's herpes Oo) and attempted to rape but Lancelot repeatedly managed to avoid its abuse by jumping on the furniture all night. In the morning, in fact, he woke up perched on a roof beam. Watching carefully, he noticed that under Lucilla was still there, asleep against the beam, which was gripping the broom with which he had tried all night of clubs with poor results (and less evil, 'he had caught only once grazed dislocating right ankle) and his satanic do was even more pronounced because he had not slept all night. (L 'image was more or less this: the dark circles came up to my knees (dark circles of two meters and twenty? Wow Oo) and the hair was a wire, not the typical woman of about 28 make-up .. ah .. you should know that if you Lucilla makeup x 56 years .. so well demonstrated, say, prefer soap and water).
"amoreeeeeeee ... I love you ... it was love at first sight my .. and if you go down the thunder ... I know I love you ... .. come down in the mouth on the cat My little mouse ..." she said.
"I'd rather die .. 'Thought Lancelot.
"Cotto jugged .. but never in the hands of the sort of crazed buffalo." Fortunately Lancelot's the doorbell rang and Lucilla had to give up its prey and go to open. Lancelot, when he heard the footsteps of the woman far enough, and went down from its beam in the dining room. There they found a man with a legendary bald head (the legendary Umberto, parquet of the countryside. Just to let you know, it was he himself who described himself as mythical as parquet, but the rest of the county thought that the 'only thing that was legendary in mind about him was, in fact, his legendary bald.) semisvenuto the ground and could not blame him as Lucilla in person was Medusa (Medusa was the one with snakes in his head). But Umberto had a hammer (he swiped the hammer to Thor .. Iron-man, Spider-man x-man .. and the one with wings on his head ... - 'six of clarity, you ...) and recovered in a flash but the poor guy passed out for 6 more times since it was always lucilla front, in the end she was taken to his room to avoid the death of the innocent poor wooden floor (which was not as innocent as it looked when he rubbed the silver). Lucilla in the blink of 'eye in the sixth and went back down to the dining room where Umberto was starting to fix the floor, but at the sight of Lancelot, who had swiped a bowl of soup with potatoes, spat reflected the soup spoon he had just put in your mouth in the face of poor parquet that severely burned her face and also partially bald (poor minka day ... it was not really ...)
"Oh my god sorry I'm sorry .." Lancelot shouted.
"EXCUSE A HORN!! DICK!! FIRST THING THAT I AM IN FRONT Viscidi and then I spit in his face what STRANGE COSO Stink !!!!! I'm leaving!! FUCK !!!!..." Umberto screamed.
He put in place his tools and went out slamming the door. Lucilla sent him to the devil and said that these 'affront would have paid him .. (no one had ever insulted his soup .. the only one who had done was her ex-husband and was now walled up alive in the oven and ... This imparts a rather special to dishes that were cooked to 'inside).
".. .. strung the guy," said Lancelot.
"Anyway I do not find it strange smelly thing ... and even if it was to me like a mess ... .. mmm ... gnamm buohhnohhgahh ... "(unfortunately he was beginning to have difficulty speaking because language had begun to fill with bubbles) and continued to eat quietly ... (He did not know her husband, but in any case he did not trust much of that chick ... and just wanted to leave as soon as possible from the house of stramboidi) ... and while they sipped the strange greenish broth, was looking for a way to escape. (and getting Gastric lavage should just come out of there. In fact, he corrected himself, perhaps he had better get denuclearization.)
Wasp
Friday, January 28, 2011
Dragon Ball Doujinshis Yaoi
Logcheck is an excellent tool to monitor the logs of Ubuntu makes it a summary by saving only the important lines, and we mail it to the address defined in its configuration.
Installing logcheck we can get it from synaptic (the package manager) for the configuration instead you can find a good guide here (the first page regarding the installation on Debian ; from the second page is processed the configuration that fits easily even in Ubuntu).
Yeah, but that has to do with logcheck exim4? Got to do, got to do, for the simple fact that installing logcheck , Ubuntu also installed, as a dependency, the package exim4 to manage email summary that will send you, and you may get, as it happened to me that there is enough that those messages are forwarded to your local address (as it does by default), but rather would like them to be delivered to your Gmail address , so 'can be inspected when you're in front of your PC.
How?
The procedure is not very simple, but if you follow my instructions step by step, together we will reach our goal. Be always a
copia dei files che andrete ad editare, prima di modificarli e salvarli.
Pronti? Procediamo.
Fase 1
- da terminale, digitate sudo dpkg-reconfigure exim4-config
- si aprirà un wizard, che vi guiderà passo passo nella configurazione di exim4; in questa guida eviterò di citare le pagine (come la prima che vi appare) nelle quali dovete solo dare un OK per andare avanti, tanto non si può fare altro e quindi non potete sbagliarvi
- alla prima scelta che si presenta, scegliamo posta inviata tramite uno «smarthost»; ricevuta via SMTP o fetchmail
- nella the next page you will be asked the domain name of the local machine, or that part of the name following the @ in any local address (example: if your local address is foo @ mycomputer the domain name is mycomputer ). To be clear, your local address is the one that appears behind the command prompt when you open a terminal, my (Nirvanalx) you can see in the image below. However, the wizard should let you find ready, so just give Enter
- the next question concerns the IP addresses on which to wait for SMTP connections entry: here you have to answer 127.0.0.1
- the next page (Other destinations for which mail is accepted) you can leave it blank and press Enter
- same thing to the next field (systems for which do the 'relay') leave the field blank and press Enter
- you will be asked immediately after the IP address or hostname for the 'smarthost' Out: Here you must enter smtp.gmail.com:: 587
- to the next question (Omit the local mail name from outgoing messages?) say NO
- after a couple of items, you will be asked whether to keep minimizing the number of DNS requests (dial-on-demand), here you have to respond to the request for NO
- mode of delivery for local mail choose mbox format in / var / mail /
- then asks if split configuration into small files, say NO
- the last request (addressed mail for root and postmaster) you can leave it blank and press Enter
- at this point the wizard will finish and then restarts the service automatically mail (MTA)
Well, it's over? Would you like to ... now we can move to Step 2
- sempre da terminale con permessi di root, editate il file /etc/exim4/exim4.conf.template digitando
gksu gedit /etc/exim4/exim4.conf.template &
- trovate la riga ".ifdef DCconfig_smarthost DCconfig_satellite" , e in quella sezione (prima della riga ".endif" ) aggiungete le seguenti righe
send_via_gmail:
driver = manualroute
domains =! + Local_domains
transport = gmail_smtp
route_list * = smtp.gmail.com
if the file being edited found that any other smarthost
contains the line "domains =! + local_domains"
must delete or comment out (with # beginning of the line) all the rows that
concern, as in the following
- find the line "begin authenticators" , and add in the following lines under
- look if there are other authenticators that contain the same line "public_name = LOGIN" , if any, delete them or comment
- seeking comment
- the bottom of the file, there is a section that begins with this line
are two games from the first to comment) as you can see in the next screenshot
- Save and close the file
And now we are ready to proceed to the next phase (worry, we're almost done):
- terminal, run sudo update-exim4 . conf
- and then run sudo / etc/init.d/exim4 restart
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Backpack Party Favors
While Lancelot was flying towards new horizons, in a village on the edge of the forest (a bit 'like the Smurfs) was organizing a birthday party (any reference to events or characters from other stories like the lord of the rings is purely coincidental, eh ... if you say something you send Marilyn Manson at home and see who is right then. [noooooooooooooo (required) oooooooooooooooooooooo (moved)
ooooooo !!!!!!!! ...]
Wasp ... send Bill Kaulitz ... ehehehehe [evil laugh ... tokio hotel muaaaaaa cracked ... (I write) aaaaaaaaaaaaa!] or send to the monk who does not wash for a lifetime (yes, ok, but nn is a story about these two shady characters? Then we eat them from the dragon makes you six happy ok?) ... I think is more frightening ... or crap? (I decide when someone will accuse me. Levati mo) Marilyn Manson Viva! Yeah! I Do not Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me!) Yeahhhh!! Yes, you see. Shoo ... ah finally.
(go to the footnotes of page ... yes, that's right, there are also notes at bottom of page! We are serious!)
Okay, I was saying ... he was planning this birthday party, but it was not a party any, was the feast of the king's daughter! It was the sixteenth birthday girl, so maybe a move would be to marry a scion that otherwise would remain an old maid to do her knitting. The mayor's daughter named Wendy-name shit, you know. But it is a princess, t expect? A fancy name as Claudia Maria Lucia Nicola Guglielma Third? -
(I still refer to the footnotes of page .. you always want to figure this one out!)
was a haunting beauty, and so the father did not want to marry her in the first come, but only to those who would prove able to overcome difficult trials. And here you wonder why the fathers are never their dicks. X should force poor people to break the love of his daughters ... Mah .. (Just a moment. The beauty matters, but also your wallet ... Ok end of the speech by social climber)
(same address above)
For that reason he had been locked in his room for days and days trying to concoct something ... But it had not occurred to nothing (ahah. Father .. with a little imagination). He could not do spells routine, because the witch of the country was in a spa treatment to make a wrinkle, and it was too expensive to get close to that of the country (Father stingy). The fairies and the elves were busy for their cabbages. Toads do not to kiss n 'were, as were all cooked in brine because it wanted the traditional dish of the country, and all the princes of the realm were engaged in their favorite activities (activities that do not currently included traditional hunting princess )
who was watching the world hunting the dragon, who was the hairdresser to get to the permanent, who was the blacksmith to get a tooth ... Who was now dispersed into the forest to give vent to their obsession for hunting . You may ask: why then did not like all fathers of fairy tales and not he locked his daughter in a cursed castle with a dragon guarding the drawbridge? Of course we had tried. But let's say it was not happy memories for the poor king. In summary, ten minutes after making her locked up, had been plunged into the house of those helpline, social services and Licia Colo, who was in search of the Komodo dragons and had a little 'lost. All 'initiative was taken to the dragon Piero Angela and had planned to make him fall on the cavern (conflict of' interests even if the fields are not exactly the same, but anything goes), but then she realized that the 'be face had neither the bulbous nose and even the 'air of a lively scientific popularizer, despite the ripe old age, and was covered in scales. And then he had not even seen trace of his son Alberto. It still had the opportunity to denounce the poor to the WWF, which had launched a petition against the exploitation of lizards flamethrower. So the father found himself back to square one with an extra fine to be paid, the types of wwf chained to the drawbridge, a pair of permanent inspectors in the castle which monitors other attempts to jail the young girl, and a dragon that around the house, all for the joy of his daughter to marry and to start churning out babies much preferred listening to music and gossiping with friends.
So what can we do? The father was not alone via d 'output.
also prevailed at that time the custom to host the tallest tower in the castle (or moldy in the basement, or just outside the perimeter of the castle, according to availability) men of extraordinary knowledge holders. In short, the brains of the 'old type Merlin, Pico della Mirandola ... People of this paper. Well, even the good father, not wanting to disgrace, he had adopted one. His name was Lerch, and was his trusted advisor, an engineering genius that just was not the cube, but was however affected by the syndrome of genius ... and it is not cared about his personal relationships, her personal hygiene and do not cured even people in general considered as the rest of humanity a mass of goats. There is also to say that was not Mr. Universe and smelled much, so we say that the rest of mankind, which had a much more pleasant smell of him and of course (with rare exceptions) was more humble, he was grateful for his choice. But not too much on dilunghiamoci Lerch. The King said, he sent Lerch in his rooms (bad mistake, sire), and after having connected the gas mask, let him:
"My lord, I already know everything, and I took the liberty to work out a solution to your problem giustappunto ... What I am going to explain ... "said the adviser, and his breath became instantly dried geraniums on the tower from 'other part of the castle. This of course after the mid-dry trees in the garden. Note the fact that the windows were closed. The King saw it, and to avert an ecological disaster, hastened to say:
"My credit counselor, I think all this has fatigued. Now I was going to rest. What would you say to write what your brain has developed immensely during this period of time so that I can read it when I wake up (of course ended in a suit fallout, I think) and make a decision about what to do? "NO!", Then shrieked, as Lerch had mentioned that to open his mouth. "Not a word! Oil elbow! So I said, and so will ... "And he hastened to push out the shady characters and open the windows to change the 'air, making it dry half of the trees survived, making the seizures come to the gardener who was trying to understand what had happened 50% of the trees of the garden.
** Footnotes page. This story was written with the help of my sister .... It is not a joke, the 'Marilyn Manson is passionate about her. Thanks sister for everything you do for me. With the public, thanks. * s' bows * But enough with the gushing. Give back the eyeliner that I've screwed up.
Wasp
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Serienummer Nero 6.6.15
We welcome as a newcomer to Wasp, the third of the trio of three bloggers. I had not thought before, but the trio means that there are three people. This is the new blogger. Treat it well or you sdrumo teeth on the sidewalk and piss on us. The teeth, not the sidewalk, I'm not rude.
Jack away.
Warning: Before you read the following script, you just tell the users that are about to read the following, that it is pure, simple and innocent bullshit. Good Reading! (Also if there are users of the following script, of course.)
Chapter I
This story begins on a Tuesday evening any, of any one week, one month of any 'last year. (Hehehe ... who do.)
was summer. The south wind blowing, visibility was excellent and the sea calm. The sky looked like a cloth of black velvet sprinkled with golden light, and a dense wood like that of the fairies came to 'ear and having a wisp of smoke el' merry crackling of a fire.
(... .. Let us approach to find out who the good genius who has decided to start a fire deep in the forest, regardless of the brochure of the fire and the warnings of the head of civil protection.)
We also among the leaves, dodging low branches, insects and fairies ... and we take behind a handsome young man sitting next to a potential arson, in the company of his faithful companions: a chicken and a horse. Mimetizziamoci But now with the 'environment and see some of us his own business. And if there is time, we do a quick overview of the area.
"It 's a good night for hunting,"
murmured to herself, jumping around from time to time of furtive glances, as if he feared the 'first strike of a Bengal tiger (but the Bengal tiger in this story for now is not there, then he could feel comfortable). Then to 'suddenly opened the bag that carried tied at the waist and Lancelot (as he called the young man) pulled out one of those things that always roast the boy scouts in American films (the director tells me that it's the marshmallows marshmallows ... but not are soft candy? roast candy? Bleeeeee ....), oh well anyway, I speared on a stick and came to the fire.
"It 's a good evening for hunting, Slayer, "he said in a low voice the bird crouched at his side. The chicken moves a bit 'the ridge and turned from' the other side.
"Shit .. let me sleep in peace ... You broke up yesterday is what co .." thought the chicken.
yum. What kind interesting. -_-Let's go for a ride from 'the other side of the forest, go ...
From' other side of the forest there 'was an old woman who wanted to learn to fly and then dabbled with inventions like Leonardo da Vinci, but without much success as evidenced by the numerous fractures to his coccyx (What is this? Oo ?)(-__- sacrum? makes it better?). And perched on the branch of a pear tree (because its a pear tree?) there was a blackbird, accompanied by his trusty sniffer rat pampers wipes, it was believed a field of strawberries (I'm the strawberry head ... you said ... no ...) on ... a cliff there was a flower singing "goodnight .. brbrrbrbrbrbr floret" and well ... in short, a place nice and normal. Let's see if Lancy has evolved in some way ....
No. He's always close to the damn stuff on the hunt to repeat fire.
Oh! Is rising ... and it's going towards the mare, who is sleeping in the meantime blessed. A moment of tenderness between the rider and his horse! Us approach! The mare then sleeping. And even a little Russian '. Lancelot goes to break even with her history of hunting, that the 'animal pissed and kicks, making him fly like rocket team of Pokemon.
Wasp.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Mall Rosevile Long Island
Today I decided to discuss a topic a little technical, but that can make us understand why Italy is the 40th place for press freedom, after Chile and South Korea . you like to do a little experiment together?
, place as a first language to Italian, as the second one you want, then try to write "
Change the second language if you want, and put us in place of Goofy and any other name.
All regular, no? Now for the second phase of the experiment: instead of Goofy, write to Berlusconi.
Any further comment is superfluous.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Josh Hutcherson In His Blue Boxer Briefs
long as often happens to me, a dream has shed light, I would say clarity around this thing: the dream girl for me, with my high school friends, has caused a boost, a spark, and that is that the heart is made again and pissed that my good intentions for this year, he carried out his epiphany: pay more attention to interpersonal relationships, to people who are close to my heart. There
to assure that this family is the one who nicknamed 'The Hound' does not sound so obvious, so obvious as it seems.
So this new year will be dedicated to friendship, to preserve this concept more and more endangered: because it is right, because it is rewarding because it makes us happy and as many times as love, ... because he deserves it!
Happy New Year to all: D
ao
Friday, January 7, 2011
How To Connect A Walkie Talkie To A Computer
One day I wake up 10:10 am on Ubuntu and a new problem:
accessing a shared folder with samba server, you no longer receive the symbolic links (or symlinks) .
Looking for a little 'around I learned that the problem has been found on Debian and Ubuntu server, with client
worry, the solution is simple, requires a small configuration change to the samba server:
gksu gedit / etc / samba / smb.conf
In that section (or "[global]") add these lines, or confirm that it values:
- follow symlinks = yes
- Salvate smb.conf
Fatto. Come per incanto, i link simbolici riappariranno nelle vostre cartelle condivise.