I'm back here! Once again, I sacrificed for you and comment on yet another crap. Stay strong! Let's start with the title: - Just RDI inglorious
The film is a tribute to those thugs tear-tickets (unrelated to the large family of Charogne Miserabilis , among whose ranks include bus controllers, the city police and the Italian teacher) who know the film (he did not want to know? But you know that ... if only they know the faces of people coming out after seeing it) and instead of informing you of the terrible shit that you're doing, make you smile and an elegant style with a move air hostesses, they say, "ROOM 5" ..
begin by saying that a German can not see this movie. The reason is simple, is set in the years of World War II where the Germans are usually depicted as the villains of the fuhrer cocksucker "(words from the film), intended to be filled with lead as in any shooter della playstation che si rispetti e odiati ferocemente. Fossi tedesco avrei un leggero giramento di balle.
La storia è divisa in 5 capitoli, ognuno dei quali ti fa rimpiangere quell'euro e venti... Scopo del film? Utilizzare un cinema come arma di distruzione di massa per eliminare tutti i nazisti, Hitler compreso.
Nel primo viene presentata la figura di questo nazista incaricato di scoprire gli ebrei, simpatico quanto un picchio attaccato ai coglioni. Da questo capitolo si salverà con una gran botta di culo una donnina che tornerà a trovarci nel terzo capitolo.
Capitolo secondo viene presentata la squadra ebreomericana, capitanata da un baffuto Brad Pitt, che si atteggia a generale Hartman (Full Metal Jacket) and gives his "Bastards", to kill as many Nazis as possible, ripping the scalp as a souvenir (just a gesture that recalls the figure of the ticket-ripping a few lines ago) ..
In the third and fourth chapter of the little woman becomes the owner of a cinema and infatuation take advantage of a Nazi military against him (who decides to use his film for the first of a patriotic film which he will star) begins to devise his diabolical plan: to make un'arrosto of Nazis, trapping them all inside and nitrate films using steel as a fuse. There is a scene where guerrillas are characterized some "Bastards" and others do not even cagati smear. Another woman appears from nowhere, it is a mysterious French-German actress who does the spying for the Americans, for the same purpose of the other woman.
last chapter, all the characters find themselves in this film shit packed and decorated for the occasion that the Krauts ... the final I will not want to burn but the Germans know turns circling the end they do ...
Among the reasons for not going to see it:
- hard "dueoreequaranta only" so that once you finished the movie could erase the vertical line that separates your butt
- subtitles that accompany the 99.9% of the film (needless put subtitles because the viewer to understand something has to fix what is written and diverts attention from the expressions of the actors, more or less like reading a book in front of Eva Henger having you in front of it rubs)
- the deep and feeble dialogues in German that last a lot and will make me want to slay the next Germans come across ...
- the few action scenes that exceed the horror Hostell from sick but at least have the merit of separating the other boring boring
- too much stuff already seen in other films such as Quentin Reservoir Dogs and Kill Bill
- the visionary end, nothing to do with the true story
Final grade: 5 - Save the money for the ticket that you can
ps. This time I remained awake throughout the film, but my partner has fallen asleep in chair .. strength of the transitive property?
If anyone has seen it and do not agree please leave a comment ... Then I will cancel if I do not like.
Andre.
