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"I get along with Jack" returns. "If only I had asked Jack as lifting myself from this mess, all this would not have happened "(Bill Clinton)


Good morning people and nations disparate and desperate for help! I'll be back again with the subheading of "Ask Jack", but not to help ... In fact I do these things like crazy to enjoy the your problems and solve them with a snap of the fingers on my piedi.Ragionando but unlikely inventions and great demand by setting aside a drawer in a Comesichiama (tm), I have come to realize that the final formula of cat food in mouse-flavored tartar sauce (it's good, try it, too) and had received an email problem that exposes a lot of hype about these tempi.Si beetles or cockroaches or bacherozzi call it what you voglia.Ora, counting the fact that they are the least interested in the cockroaches in your house, because they are magnanimous (I just mogul, that's right) I decided to share with you my personal and accurate method to eliminate or avoid 'sti disgusting.
A moment of suspense, I'll get a beer. Here I am
nuovo.Vi miss me? You I do not.
So, we talked about tenants scomodi.Intanto you really need to see if the house infested with these little insects and zampettanti filthy, and there are several simple ways to find out right away:
1) You find that the furniture in the bedroom are arranged differently when you wake up? are cockroaches;
2) Hear the sound of tiny little steps when you turn on the light night? are cockroaches;
3) The sudden change of your iPod playlist? are cockroaches;
4) Feel singing "Let It Be" by the Beatles in the bathroom and you are alone in the house? are cockroaches;
5) will disappear suddenly the TV from the living room? are thieves, call the police.
Some of you use the usual remedies from the supermarket or companies that specialize in pest control, but unfortunately you still find junk when the company seems to have been debellata.A In fact, little use methods such as powders, and pap trappole.Vi remember that cockroaches are very intelligent, although they can live 9 days without testa.D 'course are the creatures that survive a nuclear war and deadly radiation for man and every other form of life on earth.
So get ready, because it takes very different methods: one must act by cunning and with a bit of psychology.
first move:
dress well, ask a friend / or dinner, knowing that you are not alone, and completely ignored those critters if you have to ruin the serata.Se you look in your eyes, turn your head and look from a 'other parte.Non talk to them, are very sensitive about this and will be afraid of you done something male.La their self-esteem will be harder prova.Questo is the first step.
The second step is to totally destroy the facilities for insects and make them understand that you are a bad coinquilini.Cominciate to occupy the bathroom more than usual, ending each time hot water and turning off the heater when you are done (this just hate him .) Forget the washing and cleaning in shifts jump casa.Musica loud and sing louder and more dissonant, jarring, stonate.Riempite cartons also Negramaro songs, basing this on their successo.Anzi , so let those.
third and final step, also known as "the sadistic blow." Find out where they hide, what is their operativa.Probabilmente base will be in a bathroom or closet, be sure to find them a place umido.Fate leaving a bouquet of flowers, just to deceive the insettazzi have a chance of armistice. When you come out with a smile and take the emotion present, under the flowers will ... Ta-dah! The bill Enel and water with their calculations made in ink by you in a post-it! Then a message Page "of rental we'll talk later. "In more than 10 minutes you will hear screaming from downstairs: the cockroaches have moved massa.Et voila, without a fight you have got rid of bacherozzi and you can wash the dishes and turn the water heater.
not that hard, right? Hoping
to be a help, now I am going to prepare lunch for blatte.Sono go away but we were on good terms and I promised that I would have invited this Sunday at home and I cooked myself, because last week I was invited to the restaurant . I feel the cat food to the mouse in tartar sauce, let's see if it success.Given sure I will not say what if at the end of lunch: are the picky ones ...
Well, see you soon! Jack

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" Ask Jack "and stuff." Truth is not oggettiva.la relativa.la Wisdom is not truth and wisdom are Jack "(Sai Baba))

and finally we came unexpectedly after months of silence a new appointment to the section and no one can do without, apart from those who have not ever thank you for letta.Stavolta quotation in my title Sai Baba's friend, who I affectionately call it in English "you know-brioche with rum." I have received many emails from you readers, and there are grato.Ma because you know that do not interest me, I delete without even reading it (BWAWAWAAA! !). Today I want to talk about a problem before moving on to the resolution of your unnecessary problems, affecting millions of people around the world and dubbed "the scourge of the twenty-first century." You know what I'm talking about, guessed what I mean. Exact: hair in naso.C 'is people who use methods differenti.Qualcuno makes them grow and take different hairstyles displaying the illusion of having a mustache that perfect riporto.Altri prefer using a kind of special cut with razors that are likely to tear the inner membrane of the nose bleed and die because of epistaxis that consegue.Una small circle instead of the classic trust eyebrow tweezers, painful and moving, say (the tear escapes always), still less to decide the most drastic: the rinotomia, that the surgical amputation of naso.Questa odious task now is not used more by luck, but we know that the latest efforts to issues of aesthetics was Nausicaa, daughter of King Alcinous feaci.Ella fact if had not done remove the nose would go on to have long whiskers like Gimli The Lord of the Rings ", and Odysseus would have preferred to drown rather than jumping out of the bush where he was hiding and being found from the sea at the spot where she played ball with ancelle.Se have no idea what he's talking ripassatevi the odyssey, I'm not here to solve everything all ignorant! The solution to this annoying problem is still thinking place, but I certainly will think qualcosa.Intanto continue to use the Comesichiama (tm), which temporarily assist in this. Let us finally heading
so that everyone expected, except me.

Usual caveat: I do not answer some questions that may affect the sensitivity of lettori.Le questions are like this: The plural of after-
is doping?;
-Jag är trot. rat?;
- إلى متى سيظل العالم?

Well, let's start!
careful, some requests may be reali.Ogni reference to existing nicknames can be random, but is not entirely certain.

First question from naftalina32:
-Jack, what is the best way to solve a cube Rubick? Cara-
naftalina32, there are two sure-fire ways: 1
: do not buy it;
2: Do not touch it in any way.

demenzancestrale93 Second question:
Dearest Jack, can you tell me something about my eyes? They are green and yellow rays of the fate of that depart from the spread in the iris and pupil.
-interesting, are the same as mine ... after you them asporto.Allora: rays Yellow you say you are called "lightning" and eyes with this feature are said to be the prerogative of individuals with strong features paranormali.Non exaggerated but still ... it works for me as I can understand from the first sip of tea when I drink is hot or cold. Third question

conceived by that funny guy who knows absolutely and I have never heard before ossadiplatessa54:
-Jack, there is a theory in the archaeological world is called "dissemination". Can you explain what in broad terms?
-This question is a bit 'messy ... For there are many different things in the "dissemination" and some branches of this teoria.Diciamo that is the idea that ancient civilizations belonging to the Phoenicians, Romans, Greeks and Egyptians have had trade and cultural exchanges with American and Mesoamerican cultures thousands of years before the arrival of Christopher Columbus, known person who has given us his uovo.Purtroppo any archaeologist worth considering this theory, and those who supported it were excluded from the class of scholars of various campo.Eppure evidence supporting it: some sculptures that recall the horses in Inca city (and the Incas did not know this animal), discoveries of works of art from 'ancient Rome in North America ... Not to mention the pack of happy meal mc donald's in the pyramid of Cheops.

Last question for today from the usual gigidalessiodevemorire63:
Wise-Jack, believe in a higher life form?
-Sure! I knew a guy who has been at least 2 meters high and 20! And it was sooo big.

Well guys, now I leave you, I have a score to settle with a glass of white wine and dozens of his brethren.
Bellaaaaaaa! One who loves you
part-time
Jack.