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Friday, December 25, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Short Light Period Reason For
Christmas 2012: agony Odyssey (NO END OF THE WORLD, BUT ...) Those who
the wake of last post, I wanted to say a few words on an issue that, unlike the economic crisis, earthquakes and swine influenza (by now if not more shit none), is creating a rift in public opinion and strong in his scrotal sac, which is the end of 2012 with attached world.
The main points on which struggles are six, all false as a three euro coin. Let's see in detail:
1) the reversal of the poles. Even if the good Jack the other day I pointed out that may have already occurred and that the North Pole hours coincide with our house (she's really doing a freezing cold lately), leading scientists of world renown, such as Rocco Siffredi, the clown Toto Cutugno and McDonald claim that the needle of your compass point-blank score the South instead of North. You will say, echesaràmai! ... But no, it's a catastrophe! Think about who decides to take the plane to go on holiday to Mauritius and ends up in flip-flops in the mountains of Kazakhstan ... not nice.
2) The solar storm. From what they say NASA scientists, who have flair for these things, the solar storm could destroy all the electrical and bring the world at the age of the Middle Ages. So coming back into fashion wigs, curls, hair stylists and the bun will become the new masters of the world. Facebook will no longer exist nor Amici di Maria de Filippi (things you could well do without the way), around you will not see more cars crashing against the light poles and Inter could finally win the Champions League, as happened in half of '700 ...
3) Alignment galaxy. Some say that in 2012 all the planets will be aligned with each other and will run happily together, even dancing the Can-Can. And so hateful publicity of Vodafone, the "Everything revolves around you" will make sense. That this turning of ball in hand space can lead to the end of the world, however, is somewhat bizarre. The only ones who lose out are the horoscopes of the day after, being equal for all signs, they will become useful as an ass without a hole.
4) arrives Nibiru. Eh? What? Who invited him? Shit, these Africans now get anywhere!
5) There will be a change. It is the power of those that should be on the safe side, those who bring in coupon 1X2, saying that something will happen in 2012 ... but every year something happens to fuck!
6) The Maya also said ... and mecojoni! Excuse me, why should I not listen to the person, who, from morning to night, staring at the sky in grass skirts and down their wisdom are not even able to predict their end? ... which were committed only to make calendars (where among other things is not even a track with the Maya-bowls outside) or make unnecessary subscriptions only to give rise to a Giacobbo to embroider a bet on? But please!
Now that I have reassured you should say that end of the world will come anyway. And all will die!
ps. I know you're probably touching but will not help. If you really want to know how things go and save you from your sad fate, read the next post.
Andre. 
the wake of last post, I wanted to say a few words on an issue that, unlike the economic crisis, earthquakes and swine influenza (by now if not more shit none), is creating a rift in public opinion and strong in his scrotal sac, which is the end of 2012 with attached world.
The main points on which struggles are six, all false as a three euro coin. Let's see in detail:
1) the reversal of the poles. Even if the good Jack the other day I pointed out that may have already occurred and that the North Pole hours coincide with our house (she's really doing a freezing cold lately), leading scientists of world renown, such as Rocco Siffredi, the clown Toto Cutugno and McDonald claim that the needle of your compass point-blank score the South instead of North. You will say, echesaràmai! ... But no, it's a catastrophe! Think about who decides to take the plane to go on holiday to Mauritius and ends up in flip-flops in the mountains of Kazakhstan ... not nice.
2) The solar storm. From what they say NASA scientists, who have flair for these things, the solar storm could destroy all the electrical and bring the world at the age of the Middle Ages. So coming back into fashion wigs, curls, hair stylists and the bun will become the new masters of the world. Facebook will no longer exist nor Amici di Maria de Filippi (things you could well do without the way), around you will not see more cars crashing against the light poles and Inter could finally win the Champions League, as happened in half of '700 ...
3) Alignment galaxy. Some say that in 2012 all the planets will be aligned with each other and will run happily together, even dancing the Can-Can. And so hateful publicity of Vodafone, the "Everything revolves around you" will make sense. That this turning of ball in hand space can lead to the end of the world, however, is somewhat bizarre. The only ones who lose out are the horoscopes of the day after, being equal for all signs, they will become useful as an ass without a hole.
4) arrives Nibiru. Eh? What? Who invited him? Shit, these Africans now get anywhere!
5) There will be a change. It is the power of those that should be on the safe side, those who bring in coupon 1X2, saying that something will happen in 2012 ... but every year something happens to fuck!
6) The Maya also said ... and mecojoni! Excuse me, why should I not listen to the person, who, from morning to night, staring at the sky in grass skirts and down their wisdom are not even able to predict their end? ... which were committed only to make calendars (where among other things is not even a track with the Maya-bowls outside) or make unnecessary subscriptions only to give rise to a Giacobbo to embroider a bet on? But please!
Now that I have reassured you should say that end of the world will come anyway. And all will die!
ps. I know you're probably touching but will not help. If you really want to know how things go and save you from your sad fate, read the next post.
Andre.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
How To Do A Landing Strip Wax
December 22, 2012 will look great at the end of the world Italy 1 +1 (END OF THE WORLD, BUT ....)
I've never been one who can sell things well and I've never had that ass face that makes you cheat the next without much effort. There are people who could put it to you straight up the backside, without a drop of Vaseline and without you noticing anything. I hate these people, but at the same time I respect ... is likely that if we see one, this success with little effort to make me believe to be born of a pressure cooker. But since everyone has their say, I am today, December 22, 2009, I will try to spread my interpretation of what has happened and what exactly will happen in three years.
I've never been one who can sell things well and I've never had that ass face that makes you cheat the next without much effort. There are people who could put it to you straight up the backside, without a drop of Vaseline and without you noticing anything. I hate these people, but at the same time I respect ... is likely that if we see one, this success with little effort to make me believe to be born of a pressure cooker. But since everyone has their say, I am today, December 22, 2009, I will try to spread my interpretation of what has happened and what exactly will happen in three years.
All religions have in common as the sky, Bukowsky what he termed "the biggest cunt of all." Well. Another point in common: there is always a God who occasionally makes incursions on Earth to get back on line. Many years ago there was Atlantis, an island populated by beings superforti, superintelligent and gifted. At one point, the Alien-God descended on Earth pissed off dark green and flooded everything (because after freezing i dinosauri voleva provare nuove emozioni). I sopravvissuti si son spostati qua e la nelle terre vicine e hanno riiniziato tutto da capo. Cosi si spiegano costruzioni gigantesche molto lontane e molto simili tra loro (vedi piramidi egizie e piramidi azteche) costruite da uomini-gru in grado di accatastare massi giganteschi come fossero mattoncini della Lego. Dico l'Alieno per due motivi: uno perché è stupido non pensare che su un miliardo di pianeti il nostro sia l’unico abitato. Due perché da poco ho visto un documentario che mi ha illuminato: gli aborigeni australiani durante la Seconda Guerra Mondiale deizzarono gli aerei americani che sorvolavano i loro cieli, dato che non ne avevano mai visto uno in precedenza. Realizzarono dei feticci di paglia a the manner of aircraft, used to worship every day. Therefore, it is possible that higher beings, more technologically advanced, have been mistaken for gods by the ancient inhabitants of the Earth. The fact is that after watching the latest episodes of Voyager and mystery of this alien was pissed off again because it's been called ugly and bad, I'll be back again to create us trouble.
But do not worry, this time Bruce Willis will be on our side!
ps. Science is just a fairy tale that makes the peaceful sleep. Do not believe the science, believe me.
Andre.
But do not worry, this time Bruce Willis will be on our side!
ps. Science is just a fairy tale that makes the peaceful sleep. Do not believe the science, believe me.
Andre.
Friday, December 18, 2009
What Kind Of Women Like Glory Holes
Getting
PLANE
Falcone-Borsellino Airport, Punta Raisi (PA)
Flights line from the main Italian and European cities
A request for the shuttle connection to the port of Trapani Vincenzo Florio Airport
, Birgi (TP)
Connection bus to the port of Trapani
BY CAR Motorway A29 Palermo-Mazara
del Vallo Trapani branch
TRAIN
Destination Railway Station Traopani
SHUTTLE from and to the airports of Palermo and Trapani
Top Transfer:
-Cell-337.896010 349.8662200
www.toptransfer.it
SEA
By Ferry From
Genoa, Naples, Livorno, Palermo and Trapani For
From Trapani For Favignana, and Levanzo Marettimo ferry Siremar
By Hydrofoil -Siremar and Ustica Lines
Naples Favignana (6 hours)
Trapani-Favignana (20 minutes)
Levanzo Trapani (20 minutes)
Marettimo Trapani (60 minutes)
In-Ustica Lines hydrofoil
-Favignana Marsala (30 minutes)
-Marettimo Marsala (55 minutes) 
PLANE
Falcone-Borsellino Airport, Punta Raisi (PA)
Flights line from the main Italian and European cities
A request for the shuttle connection to the port of Trapani Vincenzo Florio Airport
, Birgi (TP)
Connection bus to the port of Trapani
BY CAR Motorway A29 Palermo-Mazara
del Vallo Trapani branch
TRAIN
Destination Railway Station Traopani
SHUTTLE from and to the airports of Palermo and Trapani
Top Transfer:
-Cell-337.896010 349.8662200
www.toptransfer.it
SEA
By Ferry From
Genoa, Naples, Livorno, Palermo and Trapani For
From Trapani For Favignana, and Levanzo Marettimo ferry Siremar
By Hydrofoil -Siremar and Ustica Lines
Naples Favignana (6 hours)
Trapani-Favignana (20 minutes)
Levanzo Trapani (20 minutes)
Marettimo Trapani (60 minutes)
In-Ustica Lines hydrofoil
-Favignana Marsala (30 minutes)
-Marettimo Marsala (55 minutes)
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
2010 Zodiac We The People
The Adventures of Jack in the paranormal. "The truth is out there." "Go to see you, I'm in my pajamas." (X-files)
This article focuses on the occult and paranormal.
The inspiration and passion came like a bolt from the blue. I knew I was able to explain something that was not clear to most people when, one morning, letting the beard, I discovered that I could prevent irritation and make your skin smoother by removing the razor from the box.
So many people have been victims of episodes, or unexplained paranormal adventures. Well, I'll try to explain all this and pacify the masses by giving a list of the most common experience and a solution to everything that could happen to you mortals stupid & ignorant.
The first topic that happens to me in the hand is supposed existence of the creature called "Jamaika" which has nothing to do with the nation in which many of you would like to live (drogati!). The word "Jamaika" in fact is just an onomatopoeic nickname, and means "already hast the f *** ing shit". The creature in question in fact has the ability to not be able to stop his hand, consists of continuous attributes very interesting and relevant for the life of their own and other people never even known by the animal that you are talking about.
characteristic of this animal is the lack of space in the lines that it produces. Do not you know its true shape, since it is covered by a thick curtain of words created by himself. Only once it has been possible to stop him and he said "blablabla" and you are no longer able to stop him, so that once the wind fell to the ground frantically moving his mouth and still talk as if he fainted, and continued talking in his sleep.
far enough to ignore it, but when he talks in his sleep, the problem is that forces us to listen.
do not know who this creature was conceived. We know only that the parents, going by the same psychiatrist, said: "I dreamed of pouring molten lead down his throat." and the psychiatrist responded: "Me too. What a joy, eh?". Interesting and curious
its alphabet consists of consonants and 347 vowels 4000, the only letters that are pronounced "bla" countless times.
meeting, one student gave her a question. He died waiting for a room in his talk.
The causes of this behavior are poorly understood, but you know the culprit beginning of the curse, her mother said, "on, come on, Mom."
able to say that swallows and swallows paranormal is in fact ...
studies have been made on the tone of his appeals. He said there are different scales and has overcome without problems. The ranking is:
1) pass mouse;
2) needle;
3) noise;
4) screams;
5) motor;
6) Boeing 747 mach 3;
7) Jamaika.
The United States of America have been able to capture for use in experiments related to the search for extraterrestrial life, and thanks to his voice, NASA has only used a microphone cantatù. It 'was released in the swamps of Louisiana two days later.
do not know its location, although having entered the popular social network "facebook", has not yet finished writing her initial status.
This creature can have simultaneously different human beings, and certainly at least one person that you know has been colonized by this organism.
Ignore it, do it drunk and try not to ask any questions. Call the authorities if necessary.
May God save us.
Jack.
This article focuses on the occult and paranormal.
The inspiration and passion came like a bolt from the blue. I knew I was able to explain something that was not clear to most people when, one morning, letting the beard, I discovered that I could prevent irritation and make your skin smoother by removing the razor from the box.
So many people have been victims of episodes, or unexplained paranormal adventures. Well, I'll try to explain all this and pacify the masses by giving a list of the most common experience and a solution to everything that could happen to you mortals stupid & ignorant.
The first topic that happens to me in the hand is supposed existence of the creature called "Jamaika" which has nothing to do with the nation in which many of you would like to live (drogati!). The word "Jamaika" in fact is just an onomatopoeic nickname, and means "already hast the f *** ing shit". The creature in question in fact has the ability to not be able to stop his hand, consists of continuous attributes very interesting and relevant for the life of their own and other people never even known by the animal that you are talking about.
characteristic of this animal is the lack of space in the lines that it produces. Do not you know its true shape, since it is covered by a thick curtain of words created by himself. Only once it has been possible to stop him and he said "blablabla" and you are no longer able to stop him, so that once the wind fell to the ground frantically moving his mouth and still talk as if he fainted, and continued talking in his sleep.
far enough to ignore it, but when he talks in his sleep, the problem is that forces us to listen.
do not know who this creature was conceived. We know only that the parents, going by the same psychiatrist, said: "I dreamed of pouring molten lead down his throat." and the psychiatrist responded: "Me too. What a joy, eh?". Interesting and curious
its alphabet consists of consonants and 347 vowels 4000, the only letters that are pronounced "bla" countless times.
meeting, one student gave her a question. He died waiting for a room in his talk.
The causes of this behavior are poorly understood, but you know the culprit beginning of the curse, her mother said, "on, come on, Mom."
able to say that swallows and swallows paranormal is in fact ...
studies have been made on the tone of his appeals. He said there are different scales and has overcome without problems. The ranking is:
1) pass mouse;
2) needle;
3) noise;
4) screams;
5) motor;
6) Boeing 747 mach 3;
7) Jamaika.
The United States of America have been able to capture for use in experiments related to the search for extraterrestrial life, and thanks to his voice, NASA has only used a microphone cantatù. It 'was released in the swamps of Louisiana two days later.
do not know its location, although having entered the popular social network "facebook", has not yet finished writing her initial status.
This creature can have simultaneously different human beings, and certainly at least one person that you know has been colonized by this organism.
Ignore it, do it drunk and try not to ask any questions. Call the authorities if necessary.
May God save us.
Jack.
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