the wake of last post, I wanted to say a few words on an issue that, unlike the economic crisis, earthquakes and swine influenza (by now if not more shit none), is creating a rift in public opinion and strong in his scrotal sac, which is the end of 2012 with attached world.
The main points on which struggles are six, all false as a three euro coin. Let's see in detail:
1) the reversal of the poles. Even if the good Jack the other day I pointed out that may have already occurred and that the North Pole hours coincide with our house (she's really doing a freezing cold lately), leading scientists of world renown, such as Rocco Siffredi, the clown Toto Cutugno and McDonald claim that the needle of your compass point-blank score the South instead of North. You will say, echesaràmai! ... But no, it's a catastrophe! Think about who decides to take the plane to go on holiday to Mauritius and ends up in flip-flops in the mountains of Kazakhstan ... not nice.
2) The solar storm. From what they say NASA scientists, who have flair for these things, the solar storm could destroy all the electrical and bring the world at the age of the Middle Ages. So coming back into fashion wigs, curls, hair stylists and the bun will become the new masters of the world. Facebook will no longer exist nor Amici di Maria de Filippi (things you could well do without the way), around you will not see more cars crashing against the light poles and Inter could finally win the Champions League, as happened in half of '700 ...
3) Alignment galaxy. Some say that in 2012 all the planets will be aligned with each other and will run happily together, even dancing the Can-Can. And so hateful publicity of Vodafone, the "Everything revolves around you" will make sense. That this turning of ball in hand space can lead to the end of the world, however, is somewhat bizarre. The only ones who lose out are the horoscopes of the day after, being equal for all signs, they will become useful as an ass without a hole.
4) arrives Nibiru. Eh? What? Who invited him? Shit, these Africans now get anywhere!
5) There will be a change. It is the power of those that should be on the safe side, those who bring in coupon 1X2, saying that something will happen in 2012 ... but every year something happens to fuck!
6) The Maya also said ... and mecojoni! Excuse me, why should I not listen to the person, who, from morning to night, staring at the sky in grass skirts and down their wisdom are not even able to predict their end? ... which were committed only to make calendars (where among other things is not even a track with the Maya-bowls outside) or make unnecessary subscriptions only to give rise to a Giacobbo to embroider a bet on? But please!
Now that I have reassured you should say that end of the world will come anyway. And all will die!
ps. I know you're probably touching but will not help. If you really want to know how things go and save you from your sad fate, read the next post.
Andre.
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