This article focuses on the occult and paranormal.
The inspiration and passion came like a bolt from the blue. I knew I was able to explain something that was not clear to most people when, one morning, letting the beard, I discovered that I could prevent irritation and make your skin smoother by removing the razor from the box.
So many people have been victims of episodes, or unexplained paranormal adventures. Well, I'll try to explain all this and pacify the masses by giving a list of the most common experience and a solution to everything that could happen to you mortals stupid & ignorant.
The first topic that happens to me in the hand is supposed existence of the creature called "Jamaika" which has nothing to do with the nation in which many of you would like to live (drogati!). The word "Jamaika" in fact is just an onomatopoeic nickname, and means "already hast the f *** ing shit". The creature in question in fact has the ability to not be able to stop his hand, consists of continuous attributes very interesting and relevant for the life of their own and other people never even known by the animal that you are talking about.
characteristic of this animal is the lack of space in the lines that it produces. Do not you know its true shape, since it is covered by a thick curtain of words created by himself. Only once it has been possible to stop him and he said "blablabla" and you are no longer able to stop him, so that once the wind fell to the ground frantically moving his mouth and still talk as if he fainted, and continued talking in his sleep.
far enough to ignore it, but when he talks in his sleep, the problem is that forces us to listen.
do not know who this creature was conceived. We know only that the parents, going by the same psychiatrist, said: "I dreamed of pouring molten lead down his throat." and the psychiatrist responded: "Me too. What a joy, eh?". Interesting and curious
its alphabet consists of consonants and 347 vowels 4000, the only letters that are pronounced "bla" countless times.
meeting, one student gave her a question. He died waiting for a room in his talk.
The causes of this behavior are poorly understood, but you know the culprit beginning of the curse, her mother said, "on, come on, Mom."
able to say that swallows and swallows paranormal is in fact ...
studies have been made on the tone of his appeals. He said there are different scales and has overcome without problems. The ranking is:
1) pass mouse;
2) needle;
3) noise;
4) screams;
5) motor;
6) Boeing 747 mach 3;
7) Jamaika.
The United States of America have been able to capture for use in experiments related to the search for extraterrestrial life, and thanks to his voice, NASA has only used a microphone cantatù. It 'was released in the swamps of Louisiana two days later.
do not know its location, although having entered the popular social network "facebook", has not yet finished writing her initial status.
This creature can have simultaneously different human beings, and certainly at least one person that you know has been colonized by this organism.
Ignore it, do it drunk and try not to ask any questions. Call the authorities if necessary.
May God save us.
Jack.
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