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n greet you, dear readers, the blog that the magazine Diva and Donna calls "a corner of the Web for stimulating the body and mind." completely random (and not preliminary) publication Danone Activia side of the page.
I resume the tendency of film scum shit to talk about another milestone in the history of world cinema. The motto of this film is:
"If we are here, something has given us a second chance."
Here, that something is me. If you came across this page after you type on Google "plots film cinema today," the opportunity that I am giving you is to avoid wasting time watching this bullshit: - Final Destination 3D
The Title says it all: Final Destination 3-D is basically the Tamarra version of Final Destination. Yes, because it's a bit like those old point scarrozzano model at 60 km / h, with the spoiler and 22-inch alloy wheels, Final Destination has also decided to sboronizzarsi and ride the wave of 3D. So sit back, put on a pair of glasses and enjoy this super-extra-exciting plot tridimensionANALE.
all begins with flashes of crazy character who, instead of thinking about Pamela Andersson the handcuffs on the bed dressed only in three post-it notes with numbers to play the lottery, has a vision of a race car that explodes in the beautiful middle of a Nascar race, causing a fire of biblical proportions. All this will occur soon, but thanks to this foresight, a bunch of idiots manage to escape. Among those lucky addition to the three friends of the main character, a color guard, a vengeful son of a bitch, a single mother rompipalle, a mechanic, etc. ..
What we all know, having already seen the other films in the saga (so this time you can not take it with me) is that all die sooner or later (in the most absurd) and that neither have avoided a premonition of the accident may save them. The causes leading to death of the characters are almost ridiculous how much this chick . On all deserve to be described the death of the mechanic: an innocent man stands a glass of water on a cart, glass and falling water sends an electrical short, which drops in stopping a car on a bridge suspended which eventually leads to him going to the mechanic that my father bought to the market .. but pure ass he is saved. Later in the scene, a cable is detached and I do not know why part of a tank full of gas that affects the unsuspecting mechanic, Splatt against a fence.
Basically the plot (if we can speak of plot) is always the same: avoid crash survivor-a-die "case is perhaps a" die-a-second survivor, "I know it's not just bad luck"-third will die - "Oh shit"-ne-fourth die "but! I have the solution to block all" save-it-a "Yay, we won!"-no, they all die.
Among the scenes (not) missed
- at the beginning of the film, the sheets of other incidents of Final Destination from the credits (because then put beginning the end credits, if they are vaguely reminiscent of tail ???), the abbreviation of "Dr. House"
- the death of the blonde in the pool, a variant of the traditional
lavage - the vinocoli, fake binoculars wine with inside ... as the Russian proverb says: the wine ferments, stupidity ever.
Final score: 3 Apart from blood and guts that you squirt him, a botched copy of other films. The difference is that the ticket costs twice as much. At least you save yourself from this fate.
Andre.
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