I lost a card. 
Ok, it can happen to anyone, this is usually normale.Di a card is lost for three good reasons:
1) does not love you more and leaves;
2) you do not love her more and she realize, going away;
3) was biodegradable and have eaten lunch with barbeque sauce believing a cracker As he was leaving because of one of the reasons listed above.
's really strange how a simple card can be especially important when the
was never used. I mean, you've got in your wallet quite quiet, sleepy, and six for the case around, when you come across a parking lot. You need the card to enter, but not that. Open your wallet, she looks at you expectantly to lose her virginity magnetic but nothing, it's up to you and you take one at random from the 236 that normally keep just in case.
This parking is taking place quite by chance on a neighborhood party, the stalls and stands. Here, these stands are exactly 234. All clubs, local bingo halls where you came, or you just heard from someone who once said that the case for perhaps a cousin of his friend had probably heard the name of the place by a band of friends passing drunken German so perhaps it was not even that name, have a booth. And you need the card for each. But you do not need that card.
Then, after two booze (which would be 36 hours later), quite nice when you're in the supermarket, they ask that plastic rectangle that you have never used. And it is strange that I ask, because then there is still the supermarket cashier who remembers the prices by heart, and the electronic bar code reader is considered child eldest son of the devil and godzilla, born of blood in a full moon on June 6 a year if it ends with the number 6.
Do not have one. Looking in every corner of the portfolio, you blitz between the bats, replace the sacred idol with a bag of sand and come chased by a giant stone ball, sweating out and nothing. In the portfolio there.
Just a note: "I ran away with the tax code. Goodbye."
You get the card to provide a chance, otherwise you have it and Straus used so much that needs to be done before scanning the cast with plaster, and come out a bit 'sad why do not you expect it. And you also had to pay for the plaster cast.
Here comes the second part of the adventure: recover or replace the said document. How to find the office engaged in this business? Very simple: find a stick about two feet, you go to the center of the largest square in the country or city you live in, mount your identity card on top of the wood, set everything in the hole of a manhole and aspects noon . Then a ray of sunlight will be reflected on the card number and give you a pensioner sitting near the fountain. Ask him who knows.
reach the place you realize that there are categories of people who have absolutely no desire to see usually included in a line of 47 people: old men and children. The first pinch with moves worthy of a seventh dan kung fu cheeks of seconds, with a capacity of opera ever imagine complain loop. And in stereo. Now start hearing the sentences, they will feel resentful and always
- Who is the last? -
- you, ma'am .-
Or
- I'm in a long? -
- But if the employee is she? -
- Ah, yeah! -
're all waiting in a long corridor, three time zones separating your seat from the door where you enter. In that office work only in the morning, close their doors at eleven-thirty, eleven twenty-five office opening. It takes one person every two weeks. After the last four years is your turn. You have the number 9. Meanwhile, some old women were taken away by Egyptologists, many children have married and had children, you have seen them grow fond of you made it a bit, 'until you realize that children are married now other old people with moves worthy of a seventh dan kung fu pinching her cheeks to children with lyrical ability unimagined complain loop. And in stereo. And the same phrases are repeated.
welcomes you behind a white door look like a Gandalf the White, but no beard, only with a mustache and hair ... Well, the hair ... only with a mustache. It is in charge of your problem.
The room is outside of time, playing in two Ichtyosaura an aquarium and feel a vague smell of fern. Discover the fault so that the waiting time is not of those who enter, but their environment, because there have been five minutes, but leaving the generations go forward in the corridor were at least thirty. Five minutes to say
- I have lost my card .-
- got the wrong office, must go to another door. -
After years of waiting have developed a patience that makes you think of the Dalai Lama as a warmonger, so do not give us so much weight when you go get some 'food from the wild game in plants on the desk clerk, to address another row probably composed of human evolution for millennia.
With one hand on his shoulder hangs before you leave:
- Aspects .-
- What? -
- needs to go beyond the card .-
And then they ask me because I drink.
Jack.
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